



"Oh! It's all about piecharts and histograms,
why beating your futile drums?"
smiles a 'naivete'.
To the 'amateur' He said,
"If the world breaks its norms and creates pandemonic terror,
is there any other 'trueman'
who can picturize those forms by modelling its error?"
When the maiden asks,
"Do you really know about the vital satistics?"
He pleasently remarks,
"Well, it wouldn't be 'vital', so we better defined statistics"!
"Lies, damned lies and statistics",
they all know its a maxim.
"Let there be light, let there be light"
we can only play this melodious hymn...
'coz if statistics is a lie, the world would fantasize.
The investors would only dream, licking a vanilla ice-cream!
Is Statistics a lie?? Or an ambrosial pie??
It's the million dollar question and is open to suggestion!
